1 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:42,480 Beautiful birds! They remind me of Nora Batty. 2 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,020 How can you say that? 3 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:49,480 If they had wrinkled necks they'd remind you of her! 4 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,480 True, Norm. 5 00:00:54,900 --> 00:01:00,900 I have to hand it to you, you've always had bad taste in women. 6 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:05,640 What would life be without a ferret or a female? 7 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:10,640 In YOUR hands, they've often been practically indistinguishable. 8 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,300 Is he getting at me? Don't ask me. 9 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:18,320 I can't distinguish anything until the sky clears. Fair enough. 10 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:21,380 He's had some weird women! I have. 11 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:27,420 None of your run-of-the-mill, standard... Good-looking variety. 12 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:33,320 No. I've always gone for... Weight lifters? ..Character! 13 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:39,780 He's certainly had some characters! What happened to Rosalie? 14 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:44,420 She went off to live with a bloke in Spain who had a bar. 15 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:49,480 If it was an iron bar, I expect she was going to bend it for him. 16 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:54,520 The way she used to drink! Can you imagine her loose in a bar? 17 00:01:54,520 --> 00:02:01,520 Cor, she could drink, an' all ! You know, she were a fourteen pinter! 18 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,220 You could tell that by her size. 19 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:09,180 If she's in Spain, they'll think we've handed back Gibraltar. 20 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,120 Come here... Come on. 21 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,420 Good girl. 22 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:22,360 I think they're a strange breed. HIS women certainly are. 23 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,400 No, I mean women generally. 24 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:32,420 You never see them play with trains. A lot of them didn't even like the Goon Show. 25 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:37,400 How can you trust people who didn't like the Goon Show? 26 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,360 You're always miles away, Barry. 27 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,520 How can I be? I'm driving. Exactly! 28 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:55,700 It's disturbing being driven by someone miles away. 29 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:16,060 Did you see who that was? Who what was? 30 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:20,500 There you go! You miss everything. You're miles away! 31 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,840 Go on. Break the suspense. Who was it? 32 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:29,840 It were Howard and Marina. YOU'D never be unfaithful, would you, Barry? 33 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,820 I haven't even got a bicycle. 34 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:47,540 They saw us! I don't think so, Howard. 35 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:53,540 I bet they're on the phone to Pearl right now. I hope she's engaged! 36 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:58,240 You were turned away. They never saw your face. 37 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,280 They saw my knees. I've got very distinctive knees. 38 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:08,320 You said you wanted to tell the whole world the way you feel about me. 39 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,360 Well, I want to tell everyone but Pearl. 40 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:16,360 You said you didn't care if the whole world knew. 41 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:21,360 You said that with your head on my blouse as if you meant it! 42 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,000 You know I go to pieces then. 43 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:30,960 It's not fair to hold a person accountable for what he says with his head on your...blouse. 44 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,660 Where does tha think it's going? 45 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:52,080 London, probably. 46 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:12,020 'Ey up! That's some fancy kite. 47 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,940 Well, they ARE, these days. 48 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:19,940 We used to make ours of bits and pieces. They flew, though! 49 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:27,040 What used to amaze me was how, suddenly, it was kite-flying season. 50 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,780 Overnight, kites would appear. 51 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:38,000 Same with marbles. One day, nothing. The next day, it was the marble season. 52 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:45,800 Marbles used to appear mysteriously at a certain time of the year. Where did they come from? 53 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,860 From the little shop in Hebden Street. 54 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:57,380 No, it's not as simple as that. There's some magic force that introduces marbles annually. 55 00:05:57,380 --> 00:06:01,240 There's nothing supernatural about marbles. 56 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:08,440 No, and there's no special date for the start of the marble season. But every year, up it comes! 57 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:16,740 What do YOU think, boy with the woolly hat? Are marbles metaphysical, or what? 58 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:23,940 I wouldn't mind having a bash at making a kite. 59 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:29,240 D'you know... 60 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:35,900 ..sometimes I look at Barry, and I think, "Why are men so...different?" 61 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:40,360 From the human race? I know what you mean. 62 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:45,300 They never grow up. Turn your back, and they're out playing! 63 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:50,880 It's what they're out playing with that worries me. 64 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:55,200 ..They're heart-breaking if you run a business. 65 00:06:55,200 --> 00:07:00,440 I mean, you try to make things nice, and then they come clumping in. 66 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:08,540 I don't know what it is, but men do things with paper napkins that you wouldn't believe. 67 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:12,640 Mine's only happy covered in oil and grease. 68 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:17,000 Barry sits for hours, just staring into space. 69 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,800 I say, "What are you thinking?" 70 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:27,440 He says things like, "Do you know how much the sea is eroding the coast around Mablethorpe?" 71 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,860 Does he LIKE Mablethorpe? Not particularly. 72 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,140 We prefer Skegness. 73 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:42,140 Well, when I say "we", I mean "me". Howard can never make up his mind. 74 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:47,220 That can make you WILD. You ask, "Would you like a biscuit?" 75 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:54,100 Then you're stuck with a plate in your hand, and they can't make up their minds! 76 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:57,780 It might help if they had one to make up. 77 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:06,500 How badly IS the sea eroding the coast around Mablethorpe? 78 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:11,320 I'll ask Barry. Don't trouble him specially! 79 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,720 It's no trouble. 80 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:21,560 I'm not having any of my family NOT telling friends how badly the coast is eroding at Mablethorpe. 81 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:28,560 It's wonderful when you think of all the useless information men fill their heads with. 82 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,280 It's what they do best! 83 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,780 That, and playing with trains. 84 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,020 Faster, faster! 85 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,660 Launch! 86 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,280 Did it fly? ..Did it fly? 87 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:21,440 Did it fly(?) That'll never fly! Well, of course it will fly! 88 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:25,160 It needs more speed, that's all. 89 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:29,880 Don't look at me! I was on full boost and afterburner! 90 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,860 I vote we go and have a bevvy! 91 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:38,780 We are going to fly a kite. Seymour has spoken. 92 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,760 How! 93 00:09:59,736 --> 00:10:02,636 Glenda, how IS your Barry? 94 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:06,296 It's not always that easy to tell. 95 00:10:06,296 --> 00:10:09,956 How's he doin' at work? Has he been promoted? 96 00:10:11,096 --> 00:10:14,136 We're confident he's on the verge. 97 00:10:14,136 --> 00:10:17,976 He's BRIGHT enough... when he wants to be. 98 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:26,056 They need someone behind them. You can't leave them on their own. They need to be DRIVEN. 99 00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:28,856 You should try driving mine. 100 00:10:30,156 --> 00:10:33,676 There's something wrong with his steering. 101 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:39,096 Have you tried sulking? I mean really SERIOUS sulking? 102 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:43,876 Keep it up for about a week. That works wonders! 103 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:48,416 Barry wouldn't notice. He gets lost in his book, and that's it. 104 00:10:48,416 --> 00:10:51,736 Ooh! There's no good comes from books. 105 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:57,296 What Barry needs is the example of someone who had a successful life. 106 00:10:57,836 --> 00:11:05,316 He should spend more time with your Uncle Seymour. HE knows about ambition and responsibility. 107 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:12,056 If only Barry could mould himself on your Uncle Seymour! 108 00:11:13,576 --> 00:11:19,236 Right! Keep your eye on the kite, and keep the string taut. 109 00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:22,016 Are we ready...? GO !! 110 00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:27,936 Launch! 111 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:39,416 You twit! 112 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:44,416 INAUDIBLE CHATTER 113 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:51,560 Glenda thinks I should more ambitious. 114 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,300 Were YOU ambitious, Mr Pegden? 115 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,400 I was, lad. 116 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,880 Ever since I can remember, 117 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:03,740 I always had this burning ambition to own a good socket set. 118 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,800 A really...COMPREHENSIVE socket set. 119 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,140 Glenda thinks I should be more...pushy. 120 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:18,160 I'll tell you what I've learned about ambition. 121 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:22,240 I used to SALIVATE over this socket set. 122 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:27,520 I used to lie awake in my bedroom, poring over catalogues. 123 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,300 I used to dream of socket sets. 124 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,140 I used to window shop. 125 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:39,160 Of course, that was before I met Mrs Pegden. 126 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:43,260 She was never very big at staring at socket sets. 127 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:51,620 But finally, one birthday, there it were, in its own, undented, blue metallic box. 128 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,140 Me socket set! 129 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,540 Nice! Very! 130 00:12:56,540 --> 00:13:01,660 I used to turn the bedroom light on at night, just to have a look at it. 131 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,620 But it wears off. 132 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,840 Barry, what I'm telling you is, even if you get to be Chairman... 133 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,840 ..it's just another socket set. 134 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:26,100 If Glenda and her mother start on at me again, can I quote you? 135 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:33,020 NO !! I'll have to stop confiding in you if you turn out to be a blabbermouth. 136 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:41,700 I wonder what some people did before cars were invented? 137 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:46,300 I wouldn't mind if it were CARS mine tinkered with. 138 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:50,940 At least he doesn't spread his work over your polished surfaces. 139 00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:00,600 I know it's hard work on these hills, love, 140 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,640 but we can be alone up here. 141 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:08,720 I'll say this much for romance... it takes your breath away! 142 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:15,680 It's out here, among the glories of nature, that we can be really ALONE... 143 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,860 Just the thing! 144 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:26,560 Can we borrow you? I was asking her the way back to town...! 145 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,320 SHE knows the way back to town! 146 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:33,480 Oooo...! Norman Clegg! 147 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,380 Don't let her get near me! 148 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:56,640 She's game, that Marina. I wonder what sign she were born under? 149 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:00,580 It wasn't "No Trespassing", that's for sure. 150 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Just follow it down the slope. Down the slope? The brakes aren't too good. 151 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,560 But you'll be on grass, not a road. 152 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,840 They'll be good on grass. They've practised enough. 153 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:23,620 What if we decided not to do it? What if WE decided not to forget we'd seen you up here with Marina? 154 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:28,320 We'll do it, we'll do it. Off we go! ..Oh, Marina! 155 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,040 Oh, Howard! 156 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,100 Right... Off you go! 157 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,220 LAUNCH ! 158 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,880 My brakes! 159 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,640 Marina! 160 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,840 My brakes have gone! 161 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,880 Will you come back ?! 162 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,260 We'll try again. 163 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,580 Where are you going? 164 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,680 Get out of my wa-a-a-y!! 165 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,800 Get out of the way! I can't stop! 166 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,120 I'll fly it, if it kills me! 167 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,760 It almost killed ME. I can taste yesterday's dinner. 168 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,500 I telled thee, it's not going to fly. 169 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:08,540 If the Wright brothers can do it, so can I ! 170 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:12,540 Who were the Wright brothers? They made bicycles. 171 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,960 That fly? More or less. 172 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,380 RUN! 173 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:26,420 All right! We'll make a bigger one! And more like a bicycle! 174 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,640 Ah, Wesley! Just the man! Hello, Barry. 175 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:38,620 I'm busy! This won't take long. I've drawn you a simple diagram. 176 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,660 You'll like this, it'll be a change. 177 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,600 Sometimes you get on my wick! 178 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:49,680 This one will fly. I've calculated this one down to the last detail. 179 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:56,700 Not only are you a pillock... The crosspiece should be strong, but extremely light. 180 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:01,720 ..But you're apparently deaf! Ha-ha! I'll leave this with you. 181 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,840 Come on! Chop, chop! 182 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:14,320 I suppose you all want coffee? Any biscuits? 183 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:19,460 Does he make crumbs? Oh, yes! Don't give him any biscuits. 184 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:22,660 It's like being in a sand-storm! 185 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,040 No biscuits. I'll wait outside... 186 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:30,920 No, you'll wait in here. Edith wants you, don't you, Edith? 187 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:36,760 Er, well...I don't....er... If they...er...absolutely, if... 188 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,840 Look! I've been wanting to see you about Barry. 189 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:46,180 Sir James Barrie? Your nephew Barry! Barry who married Glenda! 190 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:48,820 ..Oh! THAT Barry... 191 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:53,600 BARRY! 192 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,160 It's far too big! 193 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:06,920 What have you done, Wesley? I gave you the measurements. 194 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:12,960 I followed the measurements. You followed them in metres. I put them in feet. 195 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:17,000 Well, I don't normally work in metres, 196 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:23,040 but I felt a know-it-all silly twonk like you was bound to work in metres. 197 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:27,060 Can you hear this? Suddenly, it's MY fault! 198 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,660 That sounds a reasonable assumption, Seymour. 199 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,120 It's never going to fly! 200 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,580 Ah! Don't start that again! 201 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:44,880 Oh, it wants to fly! You can feel it! 202 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,960 Oh, we're on to something here! You're right on my foot! 203 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,000 Leaders are always treading on people's feet. 204 00:19:54,000 --> 00:20:00,580 It's superb! I'm glad now that I asked Wesley to make it in metres. 205 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,580 Crackers! 206 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,420 Right! Now, lift it! 207 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:19,420 Underneath, underneath, underneath. Well done! 208 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,700 Well done... Now! Right! 209 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:29,820 I think this will do. We'll start from here. 210 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:35,160 Here's the plan. The plan! Aaaargh! The plan! 211 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:40,680 If I fall into enemy hands, I shall reveal all under torture. 212 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:45,700 I shan't wait for fingernails. One arm up my back will be enough. 213 00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:54,780 Now, Barry will start running with the string, and we'll follow with the kite. Got that? 214 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,420 Are you holding it properly, Barry? 215 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:02,480 How many ways can you hold a string? 216 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,120 Save your breath. He never listens. 217 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:12,320 Now... When we get sufficient speed, 218 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:17,340 we launch the kite, and Barry will continue running. 219 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:21,360 Then we shall watch it go higher and higher! 220 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:25,400 THEY IMITATE SEYMOUR Are you holding it properly, Barry? 221 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,200 Right, Barry, when I signal, start running. 222 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,940 How far? 223 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:35,500 Never mind how far! We'll say when it's far enough. 224 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,420 Don't forget to write! 225 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,020 Right, off you go! 226 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,500 Faster, lad! 227 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,240 Right! 228 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,180 When I signal, we throw the kite in the air. 229 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:10,300 Oh, what the devil are you doing, Barry? 230 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,860 He's holding his ankle. 231 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,180 TOGETHER: Are you holding it properly, Barry? 232 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:33,460 I wonder what Barry's DOING? Don't worry, he's with your Uncle Seymour. 233 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:38,640 He's very reliable, our Seymour. You only have to look at his shirts. 234 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,720 You can see they've hardly been lived in. 235 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,480 I don't know what your father does with his! 236 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:53,480 I mean, he wears overalls! How can you get shirts this colour when they're buried under overalls? 237 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,480 I shall have to do that one again. 238 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:02,740 I hope they're not leading Barry into anything. He's a bit easily led. 239 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:09,240 You can have every confidence in Seymour. That's more than my father has. 240 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:16,240 Your father feels somewhat overawed at Uncle Seymour's level of education. 241 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:21,300 He never looks overawed to me. He just looks stunned. 242 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,880 All right, Barry, launch it! 243 00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:56,240 Pathetic! No coordination! Did somebody call? 244 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:02,460 We need more speed! I'm not going faster! I'm not a flying welly! 245 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:09,480 We COULD give it up. A small inner voice keeps saying, "Give it up. Give it up." 246 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:16,500 It's Barry. He didn't throw it high enough. It's a lot of kite for someone who works in an office! 247 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,540 We need more SPEED ! You keep saying that! 248 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:24,180 Stop interrupting and let me think! 249 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,000 Ah ! 250 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,920 We need more speed! 251 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,720 ..Oh! 252 00:24:53,060 --> 00:25:00,240 I don't know why you're worried. He's in Uncle Seymour's hands. I had this premonition. 253 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,300 GRINDS GEARS 254 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:07,380 She shouldn't worry about Barry. She should worry about your driving! 255 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:13,400 GEARS GRIND AGAIN It's this damned stick. It'd be all right but for that. 256 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,960 Tha's getting it, Barry! Keep it up! 257 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,440 Don't trail it on the floor! 258 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,920 Makes you glad to be alive, eh? 259 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:44,520 It's a wild-goose chase. There'll be nothing wrong when we find them. 260 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,240 They were coming in this direction. 261 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,400 Then why are WE going all over the place? 262 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,320 I told you, it's this stick thing! 263 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,220 I just hope he's all right. 264 00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:02,480 You'll have to leave him sometimes to mix with the right people... 265 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,800 ..IF you want him to go up in the world! 266 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,760 HE SCREAMS 267 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:25,400 BARRY ! 268 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,360 LOUD SHOUT: Are you holding it properly, Barry? 269 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:44,580 I don't know WHY Glenda should assume it was my fault. 270 00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:47,420 I never asked him to get airborne. 271 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:52,800 They could have given us a lift. Yes, that was a bit thoughtless. 272 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,800 They went off so quick, I never got a chance to upset Nora Batty! 273 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,420 She mustn't take it personally. 274 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:07,420 I've never seen Barry look so white. It's hard to believe how white a person can go. 275 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:12,500 He must have been breaching a mass of modern legislation. 276 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:19,540 Edith wanted to give me a lift, but Glenda took up too much room straightening Barry. 277 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:26,560 He got up smoothly enough. It was the coming down he made a right bog-hole of. 278 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,620 You'd think the coming down would be easier. 279 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:36,120 It opens up all sorts of possibilities, doesn't it? 280 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:43,800 To think that with the aid of this little thing, we could be airborne whenever we wanted! 281 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:49,400 I rather like the idea of soaring over these hills. 282 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,380 I think we're on to something. Who-o-a! 283 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,660 Whoo! Oh, no! Arghhh... 284 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:04,840 TOGETHER: Are you holding it properly, Seymour?! 285 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,120 Subtitles by Martin Davies, 1989 286 00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:10,720 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0